Monday, 27 April 2015

Look book

Top: ASOS (Similar here)
Skirt: Romwe
Shoes: ASOS
Bag: Kate Spade (Similar here)
I loooove these shoes and this skirt
Earrings: Lovisa (Similar here)
You know those fashion magazines that ask people to describe their style? Respondents always say cool things like 'rock edgy with a twist' or 'eclectic with a dose of retro'. I can never think of a cool way to describe how I dress but I think I'm leaning towards 'glitter diva flamingo rainbow bomb'. Or something.

The reason why I started thinking of how I'd describe my style was because of a conversation I had with the mouse squad about buying clothes. CC mentioned that she finds shopping tedious because there's so much to go through and it's hard to narrow things down since a lot of things look decent, and she's not sure what she really needs/wants but knows that she doesn't want to spend a ton. I told her to first decide on her look, which is the key aesthetic she's going for, then check out Pinterest and fashion blogs to get inspiration and see what sort of key staples of that look she might be missing from her wardrobe.

So I decided to be helpful and highlight a few key aesthetics that you might want to consider if you haven't yet found your look.

The Angmoh Ah Lian
Pic courtesy of Idolator
You're a gutsy broad who could tear a man to shreds with your heavily diamante manicured talons and you consider your decolletage your most prized accessory. Your tan level is set to 'glitter golden'  and your makeup is heavy to match your strong personality. You're different from the regular ah lian because you speak English only.
Bustier | Hair extensions | Jeans | Nails | Heels

 Lady Soap
Pic taken from here
You sashay in and out of the room better than Naomi Campbell any day. When you're not busy scheming and manipulating, you're getting a massage by a hot masseur whom you're also having an illicit affair with. He feeds you caviar as you plot the murder of your husband. You like your martini stirred with revenge before you toss it in someone's face.
Turban | Gown | Fascinator | Gloves | Martini glass

The Harvey Dent
Pic taken from here
You're always of two minds about pretty much everything. No you're not. Yes you are. You practically invented business casual because you just didn't know how you felt but wanted the best of both worlds. Your motto is business in the front and party at the back. No it isn't. Yes it is. You celebrate the duality of life in all possible ways and while some call you fickle, you're actually the most practical since you're ready for almost every situation. Suck it haters.
Mullet | T-shirt | Pants | Swiss Army Knife | Chameleon | Heels
I hope you found this useful. Thanks for reading!

    Tuesday, 21 April 2015

    Beat the heat

    Dress: Modcloth
    Clutch: New Look
    Shoes: Vincci (Similar here)
    Belt: Far East Plaza (Similar here)
    Carriage ring: Sydney (Same here)
    Earrings: Twentyeight Lane
    This is a picnic-in-the-park kinda look except that Singapore is so freaking hot right now it would be impossible for me to be outdoors for more than 5 minutes without melting into a disgusting globby puddle of goo. 

    And I'm the lake in the background. Pic stolen from here
    The weatherman says that Singapore is going to be predictably hot and wet for the next month, and the NEA has warned that Aedes mosquito breeding grounds have increased. I don't know about you but that sounds like we should either run for our lives or wear air-conditioned hazmat suits. Why are you trying to kill us Singapore??? 

    I have some suggestions to keep cool but they really aren't without their flaws:

    Do not leave the air-conditioned comfort of your house. At all. But you'll need a supportive boss who doesn't mind you taking a sabbatical due to heat exhaustion. It will also be costly as your electrical bill will shoot up.

    If you want to save on that electrical bill, you could also choose to live in the office. Again, you'll need a supportive boss who doesn't mind you showering in the sink. You'll probably get tons of work done too.

    Take a lot of cold showers. Like seriously go get pruney. In fact, the ratio of bath to non-bath time should be like 8:2.

    Drink iced water non-stop. You'll be bloated and need to pee a lot but it's super good for the skin so do it anyway.

    But my best suggestion that I seriously think needs to happen is... THE DOME. (Domedomedome!)

    Come on Singapore government, let's get a giant dome and place it over Singapore and have it air-conditioned so it's like maybe 15 degrees Celsius day and night. This way we can wear cute coats and have fun layering. Also, no smokers allowed in the dome. Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.

    If it's good enough for Springfield, it's good enough for Singapore. Pic stolen from here
    Thanks for reading!

    Sunday, 19 April 2015

    The game of thrones

    Top: ASOS (Similar here)
    Skirt: Seven (Similar here) I feel like this skirt looks like an alien overlord called Zuul
    Shoes: Charles and Keith (Similar-ish here)
    Bag: DKNY (Similar here)
    Sunglasses: Karen Walker | Necklace: Lovisa (Similar here)
    You know how sometimes people move and they need to get rid of their old junk and they try to give it to some poor sucker who really doesn't need it? My family is that sucker. My mother, being an economical hoarder, will accept furniture that others don't want - We've had office desks and cabinets as part of our living room set up. And she's never met a cooler bag that she doesn't like. For the most part, I get that it's functional and cost-saving but my inner OCD domestic goddess was suffering. I absolutely couldn't stand that my dining room table didn't have matching chairs, but rather had these chairs of DOOM.

    Pure evil
    I am not exaggerating. My friend once got her toe nail kinda clipped by the leg of the chair and it BROKE the nail. There was bleeding. And fainting (me. Blood = ew). Also, the skin of my thighs would sometimes get stuck in the slats of the rubber seat which was not pleasant, it's like being pinched as you try to stand up. Basically, the chairs are not for sitting. Which defeats their whole purpose really.

    So I bought new chairs! Which means I'm a grown up, because only grown ups buy furniture that's not from Ikea (no disrespect to Ikea which I love but you know what I mean right?). I got these awesome kopitiam style chairs from Gnee Hong, a magical warehouse filled with all types of chairs to satisfy all your seating requirements.

    New and improved although still old school
    I didn't realise how expensive furniture is. I thought I'd pay maybe 80 bucks tops per chair but when the saleslady told me it was $135 I was floored and I blurted out, 'HUHH SO MUCH!!' but she let me bargain it down and I ended up paying $113 (including GST and free delivery) so that was a bit more palatable.

    Anyway, I think the real lesson to be learned here is that being a grown up is expensive and you shouldn't do it. Thanks for reading!

    Wednesday, 15 April 2015

    Stars, stripes, and suddenly NACHO!

    Top: Nichii (Similar here)
    Skirt: ASOS (Similar here)
    Bag: Betsey Johnson
    Bangles: Old (Similar here and here)
    Sunglasses: Aldo (Similar here)
    Shoes: Far East Plaza (Similar here)


    Don't you think this looks a bit Halloween costume adjacent? Halloween is after all my favourite festivity of the year because a) I love dressing up in costumes b) I love candy especially when it is free c) I get to scream 'trick or treat' like a deranged child.

    I also love Halloween now for a totally new reason though -  Nacho (or the Artist Formally Known As Macho) joined the Wee-Hui-Maltese-Pan (WHMP) clan on 31 October 2013!
    Taun taun Nacho reporting for duty
    I adopted Nacho through a friend's neighbour's contact, a man who owned a small office in a conservation house. That's where we went to meet Nacho. We had very little information about this dog - he was a poodle and had to be rehomed because of some child's allergies (or so I initially thought). I had no idea what I needed to know so I took to Google to find out what I should ask before adopting a dog. Google was helpful.

    Good questions to mull over first before even getting a dog include:
    1. Can you handle the responsibility? (YES!)
    2. Do you have the time and resources? (Maybe)
    3. Have you considered your mother's feelings about having a dog (Who is 'mother'?) 
    These are a basic starting point but I found this really useful.

    Some good questions to ask the current owner of the dog you intend to adopt include:
    1. Why do you (current owner) not want this cute guy (greatest dog in the world)?
    2. What is this cutie's (NOT the owner obvs) medical history?
    3. Has he been neutered? 
    4. How is he around kids/other people/other dogs
    5. Does he have any behavioural issues? 
    6. Is he house-trained? Does he pee indoors or outdoors? 
    7. Has he been given any training? (Ninja training?)
    8. Does he know any commands? (Sit/stay/kill all my enemies?)
    9. How often a day does he get walks and for how long each time? 
    10. What is his eating schedule and what does he eat?
    There are so many questions to ask so I suggest you do what I did, go to this site and print out all the questions and read them off to the current owner.

    Anyway, as it turned out, Nacho's owner had done a silly thing, he gave in to his children's wishes for a dog but then they got bored of taking care of Nacho so he became an unwanted burden. The owner brought Nacho to his workplace to let his employees care for him but this meant that Nacho wasn't properly cared for so there were a couple of things that weren't great:
    1. His vaccination had lapsed 
    2. He wasn't neutered
    3. He wasn't socialised with other dogs (so he used to charge up to other dogs)
    4. He wasn't trained so he was kind of a maniac, barking randomly, pulling on his leash, trying to pee at every tree to mark
    5. He was a tick-covered, worm-infested germ factory
    6. His teeth had a lot of tartar build up
    7. He wasn't properly groomed so his fur covered his eyes 
    8. He wasn't being fed enough and was quite underweight
    9. He wasn't being shown all the love and care that he should have because he really has a great personality 
    Haaalp I think I'm blind - Nacho day 1 in the WHMP clan
    Seriously guys. Where are my eyes?
    We had to shave him because of all the ticks.
    What the hell is this alien creature I brought into my home??
    Ugs but happy!

    It has been over a year since we got Nacho and I think we've addressed almost all of his issues but it really took a crap ton of hard work and consistency. He's still a little crazy sometimes (like when he wants to kill this Yorkie terrier) but he's an awesome little dude and I'm so happy that I got him. He's changed my life for the better, and I would wholeheartedly recommend that you adopt a dog (or a few dogs) because it gives them a better life and in turn makes yours awesome.

    Nacho of today: I can seeeee!

    Sunday, 12 April 2015

    Advanced control

    Shirt: Sheinside
    Skirt: ASOS (Similar here)

    Shoes: Superga
    Clutch: New Look (Similar here)
    Necklace: Topshop (Similar here) | Ring: And Mary | Bracelet: Agnes B (Similar here)
    Sunglasses: Aldo (Similar here) | Earrings: Gift from Cyn from the V&A (Similar here)
    I really enjoy reviewing things I use and sharing it with you guys because it makes me feel like I'm doing y'all a service (and good service is totally important don't you think?) and because then I make the stuff that I like a little bit more popular. This next thing I'm going to share with you is near and dear to my heart, because I literally apply it somewhere close to my heart. And also because without it, I might have those unsightly underarm sweat patches. You know, the ones that seem to appear mostly when you're giving the most important presentation of your life, and you have to lift your arm to point out something and for some reason you're in a kinda fitted blue cotton top and the colour around your pits is now a darker blue and everyone is giggling and it's like a nightmare you just can't wake up from.


    Such control.
    I use the roll on in the powder fresh scent (I'm trying Waterlily soon as you can see from the picture above) which I found in Boots when I was in London and it's really affordable so I decided I'd give it a try and I will be honest, this gave me some mad advanced control of my armpit perspiration. Seriously, this shizz makes your sweat glands just say ciao for now until you wash it off. It's got some insane staying power and I don't know whether that means I'm going to get armpit cancer but hey, at least I don't smell. I think this is a total service for Singaporean people because it's the tropics and it is motherfreaking hot outside.
    Hey Mitchum, I've got a rebrand suggestion, let's talk.
    I think the only down side is that if you apply too much, it can form a whitish layer on your pits that makes it look like you've got mad armpit dandruff or are possibly becoming dessicated from the armpits out. Be warned. But there is honestly no down side to smelling powder fresh (or like a waterlily - to be confirmed)

    Thanks for reading!